5/16/2006 07:47:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|I wonder if my recent client influence is becoming obvious...
|W|P|114783411458360760|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com5/16/2006 09:18:00 PM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|The new book of Judas says he smoked Capri ultra lights for a good 15 years before he quit...abruptly...in his early thirties.......5/21/2006 05:10:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|I've heard that, as a man content only with the salvation of others by his own sacrifice, Christ smoked only the purest black tar Heroin. Through a hookah.5/24/2006 04:57:00 PM|W|P| Los|W|P|Would Christ walk a mile for a Camel?5/25/2006 06:48:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|You have wealth and looks...but are completely insane. Deal breaker?
Paris Hilton has been partying in London
and Cannes over the past week. Fellow
clubbers should make the most of her
while they can. A regular on the LA party
scene tells us of a recent occasion in LA
when he was at a club with Paris. She
was happily chatting away to friends when
a guy she didn't know sidled up close to
her and started fingering her.... Paris
apparently didn't bat an eyelid and just
carried on her conversation.6/01/2006 06:00:00 PM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Update your blog!6/02/2006 06:51:00 AM|W|P| T.A.N.|W|P|yeah, what's going on son? you slacking? get to bloggin' ni**a!! Pomfretians don't take breaks.
as for the post ...
I think Jesus would smoke cloves ... or maybe crack, because after an exhausting crucifixion nicotine alone just ain't cutting it.6/16/2006 05:09:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|Jesus would smoke 40 packs a day because like, Superman, he is cancer-proof.
I think Alien is too. Not sure about Predator though.5/10/2006 02:05:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|
|W|P|114729514812007842|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com5/10/2006 09:03:00 PM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|As Homer Simpson would say, "I'm in flavor country."5/07/2006 10:58:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|The Times retains bragging rights while the others jump on the bandwagon.
|W|P|114702480474443294|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com9/11/2006 03:59:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|this, actually is a personal favorite. I almost printed it out for the cube, but most of the people in my office are humorless fucks.5/01/2006 10:05:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Contributed by The Man Himself of Handsome Man Weekly.
|W|P|114654643546927044|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com5/05/2006 12:44:00 PM|W|P| The Man Himself|W|P|I believe this was actually contributed by The Man Himself, of Handsome Man Weekly. See Comment on the original ketel one post.5/05/2006 01:11:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|you got credit - check the very top!5/05/2006 02:02:00 PM|W|P| The Man Himself|W|P|I looked below....how embarassing.5/01/2006 10:01:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Contributed by David of Death Begins in the Colon"
|W|P|114654631590383330|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com5/09/2006 09:03:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|LOL that's funny. :)