7/31/2006 03:04:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Continuing on the auto theme. Creative consultant - Andrew Hansinger.
|W|P|115438359652460905|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/01/2006 06:16:00 AM|W|P| Z. Madison|W|P|slinks, i nearly snorted out my iced coffee upon seeing this gem.
priceless!8/01/2006 07:23:00 AM|W|P| S*|W|P|You're blog is absolutely oozing with creativity and wit. I love it.8/01/2006 08:49:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|ha ha ha ha!! That's funny. :)8/01/2006 12:11:00 PM|W|P| concha|W|P|unfortunately, this may be true soon.8/01/2006 01:35:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|Hummmmmerrrr...there's no brand thats taken so much flack and still rolls around like there's no tomorrow.8/01/2006 02:07:00 PM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|...if it doesn't run out of gas on the way to Little League.8/01/2006 04:26:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|soccer moms across the globe would be proud.8/01/2006 04:50:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|I got a cease and decist letter from Schwartzaneger.8/02/2006 06:05:00 AM|W|P| Max|W|P|8/02/2006 06:12:00 AM|W|P| Max|W|P|They may actually be able to use this as a selling point if Bush has his way.8/02/2006 08:32:00 AM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i thought hummer meant blow job?8/02/2006 10:44:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|Good point Tanya! They hyjacked it right underneith our noses!7/27/2006 08:14:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Overpriced mechanics around the country are celebrating the return of the Lemon - er, the Rabbit.
|W|P|115401344242915469|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/28/2006 08:46:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|hahahahahahaha!
i thought it was funny when i saw the new rabbit being associated with urban pests (a racoon and a pigeon) on billboards in toronto
("hey toronto, the rabbit is back.").
but what you've done? this is really funny stuff.
nice.7/31/2006 11:39:00 AM|W|P| Z. Madison|W|P|awe, but it's so cute! at least that's what i'd tell myself as i handed over yet another couple hundred bucks for repairs on my VW Fox (the mexican version of the jetta) back in the day.
slinks, once again, you've nailed it.7/31/2006 01:42:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|stupid rabbit. it lost the race to to a freakin tortoise.
on the other hand, it does has a great reputation in the sack...
yes, i have no point.8/02/2006 08:30:00 AM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i loved the rabbit too. in fact, i love ALL German cars...why do they suck mechanically? like 50% do?7/25/2006 03:07:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Did anyone else hear that Gillette is a merch partner with "Snakes on a Plane" ?
|W|P|115386533450136593|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/25/2006 04:05:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|I can't believe you neglected the obvious Snakes on a Blade connection7/25/2006 05:53:00 PM|W|P| Z. Madison|W|P|the partnership makes me embarassed to say that i'm an 'advertising professional'.
the trailer ads have finally started running on cable. i've never seen such a piece of shit so heavily hyped.
samual, you've come a long way since pulp, baby.7/25/2006 06:25:00 PM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|Please, please tell me the part about six blades is made up.
Why even bother to incrementally add blades? Why not go straight to ten?
My legs are burning just thinking about it.7/25/2006 06:43:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|their business plan is nothing short of brilliant - infinate 'product launches' ! How many blades will the year 3000 yield?7/25/2006 06:44:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|ps. Snakes on a Blade will be the sequel!!7/26/2006 12:55:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|i'm scared of these multi-bladed razors they keep coming out with. how can you not just slice off your face?! next thing you know, they'll be coming with sharpening tools.8/08/2006 05:06:00 PM|W|P| The F Man|W|P|ROFL7/24/2006 10:33:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|What American Apparel ads might look like if they offered a line of kid's clothes...
|W|P|115376291944829011|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/24/2006 12:52:00 PM|W|P| T.A.N.|W|P|she kind of looks like you. is that your hell-spawn slinky? is this some chinatown-esque den of decadence and immorality?
me suspects the answer be yes!7/24/2006 12:58:00 PM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|They originally were going to put Dakota Fanning in this ad but decided she looked too old.7/24/2006 01:10:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i'm speechless...
you have a fun brain.7/24/2006 02:20:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|her pose isn't lewd enough. although i guess being on all fours complies.7/24/2006 07:57:00 PM|W|P| concha|W|P|your profile views are at 666...and this is your latest peice. hmmm...7/25/2006 10:26:00 AM|W|P| Z. Madison|W|P|slinks, you're a sick puppy...love it!7/26/2006 08:32:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|american apparel certainly deserves a spankin' unfortunately i think you're playing right into their hands. they'd probably like it.7/26/2006 08:39:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|SHIT! I think you're completely right nextstop...8/02/2006 01:16:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|that is just wrong!
and yeah, the the first thing i thought as i saw the girl (before the ad) was that she kind of looks like you!8/21/2006 05:57:00 AM|W|P| Yasmin Waring|W|P|According to Stephen Levitt (sorry misspelled name of the FREAKONOMICS guy), affluent white parents don't name their kids "Jasmine."
Most likely, Emma or Madison.7/19/2006 09:43:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|this might only resonate w/ people who've seen Snickers' new campaign - see examples here and here. Creative collaborator - the great designer Mike Kazantzis

|W|P|115332763977362466|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/19/2006 03:00:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|your lips are shiny7/20/2006 06:00:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|Are you the same Slinky Redfoot who posts the teenage albino smoker photo on Copyranter?7/20/2006 06:12:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|anon - that is my doppelganger, Slinky Jr7/20/2006 07:53:00 AM|W|P| copyranter|W|P|superb work, slinkster.7/20/2006 08:11:00 AM|W|P| T.A.N.|W|P|gawked! good work redfoot.
now let's work on getting Missy Fairchild in town ...7/20/2006 09:21:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|okay. i love snickers. but i haven't had one in, i think, 8 years. and those ads i see on the cabs are not helping.7/20/2006 12:41:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|Why does tanya kristine frighten me so?7/20/2006 12:42:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|7/21/2006 02:18:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|Diabeticshock!
KitKatRules!7/23/2006 11:06:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Congratulations!! You're now world famous and can finally get a table at Ciprinai (near the kitchen but it's a start).7/29/2006 06:02:00 PM|W|P| T.A.N.|W|P|my bad. I meant to say:
Gawked!!! sorry dude, that's a bummer ...8/02/2006 01:19:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|ohhhh ... you had to delete a comment! it's getting dangerous here!!9/15/2006 07:01:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|Awesome! I hate those ads with a passion. You rock.7/17/2006 03:15:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|A blunt approach by 1 800 Flowers....
|W|P|115317476420573933|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/18/2006 11:08:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|What about cash then?7/18/2006 11:17:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|you said it brother!!7/18/2006 11:32:00 AM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|Cash works.
As does some nice sparkly jewelry.7/18/2006 03:53:00 PM|W|P| The Humanity Critic|W|P|Yeah, I always felt that flowers were corny.7/20/2006 09:23:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|i agree, i don't really like getting flowers. it's sort of a pain in the ass...to have to find a vase, fill it with water, try to keep it alive and watch it die, then it makes a mess and it's even more annoying to have to throw them away and clean the vase. just don't say it with flowers. now chocolate, yes!7/20/2006 09:51:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|Pinknest, what about chocolate flowers? :)7/21/2006 09:25:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|YES!!!7/13/2006 11:21:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Contributed by the great Heather Dougherty.
|W|P|115281827727444400|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/13/2006 04:22:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|aaaa!! my beloved zouzou. :( so sad.7/22/2006 04:50:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|so do lame-assed, half-cocked attempts at being the first one to milk the "latest big, small thing everybody's talking about."
i'm kinda sure there's a word for that....7/12/2006 01:33:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|I feel bad doing this, as Dewar's is my beverage of choice, but here we go...
|W|P|115273653129590902|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/12/2006 03:59:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|awful. AWFUL!7/12/2006 05:24:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|It looks like that guy's got a half drunken bottle of Sammy Smith's Celebrated Oatmeal Stout.
That shit's gotta be like 9 bucks in NY!
He ain't no capitalist, he's my homeless brother.7/12/2006 09:09:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|Less ciggies and booze, more Vaseline!7/13/2006 10:31:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|dewar's! eck. but i suppose it does help you sleep.7/11/2006 11:54:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Will Vaseline ever own up to their dirty little secret?
|W|P|115264418539791808|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/11/2006 07:36:00 PM|W|P| urban vegan|W|P|When I see Vaseline, the "dirty little secret" is all I think about. They absolutely own that position.7/12/2006 02:09:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|I know - it's become a universal symbol of male puberty!7/12/2006 04:00:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i rmemeber when i saw a jar of this in my parents room. there was a big ol' scoop missing.
gross.7/13/2006 09:52:00 AM|W|P| concha|W|P|repost this as a billboard in chelsea. good outdoor is always space specific.7/13/2006 10:33:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|in highschool, i once went to to the grocery store and had to buy vasoline and some latex gloves. i don't know what on earth my friend and i were doing, but it was some sort of sciene project or something i swear.7/14/2006 01:47:00 PM|W|P| thenextstopwillbe|W|P|vaseline is so kiddie pool. vick's vaporub is for the hardcore.7/16/2006 04:38:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Kind of like Q-tips. How many people use them to clean 8-track tape heads?8/10/2006 07:06:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|I'm lame. The first thing I thought of was herpes cold sores...7/07/2006 10:10:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Does anyone else think Shakespeare had a hand in this one? Sorry for the crappy art direction.
|W|P|115229231681500542|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com7/12/2006 05:26:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|The pope has exes for eyes it is true,
your pontiff has flesh which is wormy, blue,
alas, poor Yorich, I knew him well, John,
A man of infinite jest, indeed bitch.