8/31/2006 04:30:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|For Labor Day weekend, an homage to my hometown. See ya Tuesday!
|W|P|115706719234498050|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com9/01/2006 06:52:00 AM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|I'm booking my ticket to Pittsburgh right now.
Have a great weekend!9/01/2006 02:26:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|i want balloons IN pittsburgh.8/29/2006 02:28:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|You just KNOW Modernista is tempted to do a Hummer vs. Katrina campaign.
|W|P|115688704723134682|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/29/2006 07:56:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|but what about el nino!?!8/29/2006 08:30:00 PM|W|P| riese|W|P|my heirloom 1998 oldsmobile bravada (the only SUV ever made without any all-wheel drive or whatever it is that works in the snow) was totally demolished by katrina. on the upside, my brother (who lives there) got a $8,000.00 insurance settlement and bought a car that runs on diesel. Take that, katrina.8/29/2006 08:46:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|Did CNN interview you about that story?8/30/2006 07:02:00 AM|W|P| Gigi|W|P|Your Hummer posts are always shinin'...8/31/2006 02:03:00 PM|W|P| Gustad|W|P|just discovered you site. love it!8/31/2006 02:05:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|spank ya very much!8/31/2006 03:50:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i'm glad my name isnt' katrina. or osama.9/01/2006 07:37:00 AM|W|P| S*|W|P|Why, Slinky...I had no idea you were such a freak. You can spank ME very much if you want!8/22/2006 10:39:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Gap's been playing it safe for years, with crummy sales to show for it. Maybe if they returned to their roots and got a little more ballsy they'd sell a few more pleated khakis! Original campaign here.
(disclaimer: I realize he's wearing a polo.)
|W|P|115631201708019642|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/23/2006 07:32:00 AM|W|P| copyranter|W|P|pop the collar, and Murray Hill is sold.8/23/2006 01:21:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|You just can't lose with that guy. Put him on a box of Wheaties for me for your next post, will you? I can't get enough of Mr. Karr.8/23/2006 01:39:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|I know - doesn't he remind you of your weird 5th grade Earth Science teacher?8/23/2006 03:23:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|he has man boobs.8/23/2006 05:58:00 PM|W|P| K|W|P|Hahaha.8/24/2006 06:56:00 AM|W|P| L|W|P|He is creepy looking.8/24/2006 12:49:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|he DOES have man boobs -- weird floppies. & for the record, my blog is named after the NANCY SINATRA song "sugartown"... :)8/24/2006 01:12:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|i think what's creepier than him is that ghost arm gripping him!!8/25/2006 05:48:00 AM|W|P| Gigi|W|P|I think he's sexy...8/26/2006 06:44:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|yes yes yes!8/26/2006 07:28:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|his arms look too small???8/27/2006 06:28:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|VERY FUNNY.8/22/2006 05:58:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|And the crazy thing is, if the 'Bucks offered this we'd buy it. At least I would.
|W|P|115625166238439505|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/22/2006 08:05:00 AM|W|P| Gigi|W|P|I would order the hell out of it. It's everything anyone could ever want out of a good breakfast:
Eggs
Coffee
Poop!!!8/22/2006 08:05:00 AM|W|P| Gigi|W|P|8/22/2006 08:08:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|I know - just looking at it ignites movement...8/22/2006 10:51:00 AM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|I saw this in the morning while I was eating. Really, you should warn people.8/22/2006 12:48:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|yeah its disgusting. and to think you spent photoshop time for this is disturbing. nice work!8/22/2006 01:02:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|forget photoshop - the photoshoot was the worst!
also, it's no more disgusting-looking than their Strawberry Shortcake Frappacino. Blech!8/22/2006 09:45:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|where's the whipped cream!?8/23/2006 06:54:00 AM|W|P| S*|W|P|Nasty, Slinky. Nasty.
I'll take mine with a double shot.8/23/2006 07:31:00 AM|W|P| concha|W|P|and my breakfast was just regurgitated.8/26/2006 07:27:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|burger king, just try to top this one.8/19/2006 09:27:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|The irrepressible ad campaign for online dating site "True" is an exercise in irony. For an in-depth rant regarding True.com, visit the almighty copyranter's dissertation.
|W|P|115604821457212684|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/21/2006 05:50:00 AM|W|P| Yasmin Waring|W|P|Just wanted you to know I backtracked and enjoyed my visit here. So I'm glad you stopped by. (Left a few comments below on the ones that struck me the most)
And I'm linkin' to brandspankin'. No quid pro quo expected. Really.8/21/2006 08:59:00 AM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|I am completely intimidated by the above commenter.8/21/2006 04:48:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|I LOVE YOU BOTH!!8/21/2006 06:32:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|8/21/2006 06:45:00 PM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|the Punk is a genius!!!8/15/2006 04:43:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|For the life of me, I don't understand people who come home from work, curl up and watch these nauseating crime shows.
|W|P|115568568812132133|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/16/2006 09:16:00 AM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|I'm guilty.
It beats Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.8/16/2006 01:27:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|Mmm...i LOVE shows like that. actually i watch the real stuff like forensic files...8/16/2006 10:50:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|come on, who are we fooling?! we are not watching any of these shows because we are reading all of these blogs!!!8/17/2006 11:18:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|Man.
Any time you can lede with "Rape" and not in an anti-rape ad?
Pure comedy gold.
And Jorja Fox is hot.8/18/2006 09:03:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|i used to be the HUGEST csi fan. i was obsessed with horatio and his ridiculous sunglasses, and how he never faced anybody when he spoke. why must he always be at an angle!?! it drove me so mad i had to stop watching it.8/19/2006 04:57:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|My sister likes 'em; I can watch 'em. I'm more of a blog nerd, however.8/29/2006 11:44:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|Speel episodes correctly.8/31/2006 09:48:00 AM|W|P| Nicoel|W|P|I'm guilty too, but at least I'm a Biological Anthropology major
Besides, Pathology runs in my family, we talk about junk like this over Thanksgiving dinner9/22/2006 07:37:00 AM|W|P| greencan|W|P|because this shit really happens, no matter what these writers come up with, some psycho has already done it. fascinating.8/15/2006 06:55:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|Friends and relations: the exploding popularity of Fake Album Cover Fridays is such that we've had to expand into new territory on the blog-o-sphere. Hence, the debut of Fake Bands and their Fake Albums. Bookmark it, yo!|W|P|115565033133439044|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/12/2006 06:18:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|By popular demand - more bathroom humor!!
|W|P|115543197280466811|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/13/2006 05:04:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Gives "Popping the cork" a whole new meaning. I'm never going to a soiree again (not that I've ever been, but I'm especially not now).8/13/2006 07:29:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|Mauls you're such a party pooper (haw haw!)8/13/2006 09:43:00 PM|W|P| girl|W|P|Ooof, that felt good!8/14/2006 11:46:00 AM|W|P| concha|W|P|the pressure in a champagne bottle can send out a cork flying at 60mph. don't know if i want to keep that kind of pressure inside my intestines...8/14/2006 11:59:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|i don't get it.8/14/2006 12:03:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|kidding!!8/15/2006 09:02:00 AM|W|P| Candy Minx|W|P|Hey, hi nice to "meet" you and thanks for stopping by my blogg and saying hi. I like the idea for this blog, I'll be checking all this out, fun!
You want me to link to you, okay, I'll link to you if you link to me wink wink.8/15/2006 10:23:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|oooh, memories.8/15/2006 12:25:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|nobody's that classy in the bathroom.8/15/2006 03:15:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....8/23/2006 10:27:00 AM|W|P| Bethie|W|P|I just discovered your site...where do you find these? They're AWESOME!8/23/2006 10:27:00 AM|W|P| Bethie|W|P|I just discovered your site...where do you find these? They're AWESOME!8/23/2006 10:27:00 AM|W|P| Bethie|W|P|I just discovered your site...where do you find these? They're AWESOME!9/15/2006 08:07:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|The perfect ad: simple and to the point. No words needed. Bravo!8/10/2006 06:10:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|The L.A. tourist bureau has an answer to the lame NYC borough argument. Creative collaborator - the lovely ladies over at Z Madison.
|W|P|115525893338468582|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/10/2006 07:45:00 PM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|oh p-shaw. it's so manhattan.8/10/2006 09:38:00 PM|W|P| David|W|P|The only way to decide such a debate would be "Grand Theft Auto: The Five Burroughs."
I would play such a game.8/11/2006 05:16:00 AM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Meh; LA can kiss it big time. I've kicked the dust of that one-horse state off my sandals.8/11/2006 06:36:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|everyone knows that the prossies in "GTA: Manhattan" would be way hotter than "GTA: Brooklyn". So the island wins!8/11/2006 06:49:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|8/11/2006 09:15:00 AM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|i hate la too. and suckramento for that matter. but it woudl be safe to say i'd most likely adore any place in new york.
pooey.8/17/2006 04:46:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|If Brooklyn vs New York is 2003 then LA versus NY is easily 1989. Beyond weak.8/18/2006 09:44:00 AM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|commenting anonymously is so 2004.8/08/2006 08:15:00 PM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|For those who don't know, Dr Tattoff is a real chain in Los Angeles!!
|W|P|115509360166730679|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/09/2006 01:26:00 PM|W|P| the girl also blogs|W|P|It looks like a magic marker.8/09/2006 01:38:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|amen.8/09/2006 04:56:00 PM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|NOW you tell me. I'm off to Dr. Zizmor. :(8/09/2006 07:33:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|I still believe chopping off body parts is the best way to remove a tatoo.8/10/2006 05:36:00 AM|W|P| pinknest|W|P|the times had a funny article about these tattoos that people get and have no idea what they say and then realize it's nonsense. bad nonsense. did you see it?
http://select.nytimes.com/search/restricted/article?res=F00611FA39540C718CDDAD0894DE4044828/10/2006 05:42:00 AM|W|P| Matt Brand|W|P|no but I heard about one on the back of a girl's neck that ended up meaning "empty of thought". Fa! Thanks for the link.8/07/2006 09:09:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|I've never been to this festival, in Oxnard CA, but I imagine for some it would be a mecca journey.
|W|P|115496721340747288|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/07/2006 01:40:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|I hate prunes. I hate festivals. Now, I hate Oxnard.8/07/2006 01:57:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|You know I do. I work in advertising.8/07/2006 03:16:00 PM|W|P| S*|W|P|I'd better book my ticket for this one posthaste!8/08/2006 11:07:00 AM|W|P| concha|W|P|what the hell you talkin bout? girls don't poop!8/08/2006 12:53:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|i've been many times that cute girls dont poop. i don't believe this and NO i dont want any proof.8/09/2006 01:38:00 PM|W|P| Tanya Kristine|W|P|how can someone with feet like that, poop?8/09/2006 04:57:00 PM|W|P| Maulleigh|W|P|Yeah Concha. We only glow... ;)8/11/2006 08:28:00 AM|W|P| S*|W|P|I don't poop...that's why I wanna go to the prune festival.8/11/2006 10:39:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|Is that a real ad? wow. it's true, women with pedicures like that and lily pulitzer shoes don't usually eat enough to muster up a turd very often.8/02/2006 10:37:00 AM|W|P|Matt Brand|W|P|In honor of the Great NYC Heat Wave '06.
|W|P|115454042237874930|W|P||W|P|brandspankin@gmail.com8/02/2006 10:54:00 AM|W|P| |W|P|But tiny worms are good for you........8/02/2006 01:14:00 PM|W|P| molly|W|P|i feel sick.
the second one is probably true in some places!8/02/2006 01:17:00 PM|W|P| New York Punk|W|P|is that why the french have no 'weiner'?8/02/2006 01:29:00 PM|W|P| Max|W|P|Brilliant!8/02/2006 07:46:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|hey -- the hot weather blizzard equivalent is a blackout.8/02/2006 10:36:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|how about an endorsement from charlton heston?
"It's tap water. Aquafina is made out of tap water. Our bottled water is coming from a tap. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for pepsi-max. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!"8/02/2006 10:37:00 PM|W|P| |W|P|how about an endorsement from charlton heston?
"It's tap water. Aquafina is made out of tap water. Our bottled water is coming from a tap. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for pepsi-max. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!"