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I am migrating from crappy Blogger to Word Press. Give me a few days and i'll be back with a much bigger and badder brandspankin!!

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Enough of the serious stuff - time for some potty humor! If I became a celebrity (and I have every intention to), I wouldn't hawk "cool" products like shoes and soft drinks. It would be everyday items that we actually need. Something like this could earn LL lots of street (or maybe toilet?) cred. Thanks to the always excellent Awesome Celebrity Nooz for the image and inspiration.

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For personal reasons, blogs in general are pissing me off today. Thanks to Bob's Detached Head for help with the line.

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Hey! What would happen if Banana Republic used models from a REAL Banana Republic for one of their obnoxious campaigns?

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I've been dying to use a rollerblading Taz tattoo somewhere, somehow. Does everyone know at least 3 idiots who got one of these in high school?

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In honor of today's spinach E.coli scare!

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For those of you who don't think I can write, you're right. But I give it a shot as a guest today on High Class Jackass.

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I think Friskies should go for broke and market to the fat cats of the world. Thanks to Bob's Detached Head for the image and art direction.

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Fans of our sister site, Fake Bands and their Fake Albums, will delight at today's post.

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Maybe "the Goose" should leverage the avian influenza's ubiquitous brand recognition. Thanks Charlie!

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For Labor Day weekend, an homage to my hometown. See ya Tuesday!

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You just KNOW Modernista is tempted to do a Hummer vs. Katrina campaign.

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Gap's been playing it safe for years, with crummy sales to show for it. Maybe if they returned to their roots and got a little more ballsy they'd sell a few more pleated khakis! Original campaign here. (disclaimer: I realize he's wearing a polo.)

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And the crazy thing is, if the 'Bucks offered this we'd buy it. At least I would.

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The irrepressible ad campaign for online dating site "True" is an exercise in irony. For an in-depth rant regarding True.com, visit the almighty copyranter's dissertation.

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For the life of me, I don't understand people who come home from work, curl up and watch these nauseating crime shows.

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Friends and relations: the exploding popularity of Fake Album Cover Fridays is such that we've had to expand into new territory on the blog-o-sphere. Hence, the debut of Fake Bands and their Fake Albums. Bookmark it, yo!

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By popular demand - more bathroom humor!!

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The L.A. tourist bureau has an answer to the lame NYC borough argument. Creative collaborator - the lovely ladies over at Z Madison.

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For those who don't know, Dr Tattoff is a real chain in Los Angeles!!

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I've never been to this festival, in Oxnard CA, but I imagine for some it would be a mecca journey.

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In honor of the Great NYC Heat Wave '06.

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Continuing on the auto theme. Creative consultant - Andrew Hansinger.

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Overpriced mechanics around the country are celebrating the return of the Lemon - er, the Rabbit.

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Did anyone else hear that Gillette is a merch partner with "Snakes on a Plane" ?

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What American Apparel ads might look like if they offered a line of kid's clothes...

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this might only resonate w/ people who've seen Snickers' new campaign - see examples here and here. Creative collaborator - the great designer Mike Kazantzis

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A blunt approach by 1 800 Flowers....

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Contributed by the great Heather Dougherty.

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I feel bad doing this, as Dewar's is my beverage of choice, but here we go...

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Will Vaseline ever own up to their dirty little secret?

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Does anyone else think Shakespeare had a hand in this one? Sorry for the crappy art direction.

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I've always thought BET should be edgier with their campaigns.

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Arm & Hammer is the king of functionally questionable products that somehow are "must-have" items.

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These will be my last ciggie posts EVER!! (maybe)

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With apologies to the artist Brian Jungan. The Evening Redness in the West (1/2), 2006

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I just had to use this guy in something.

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I wonder if the FDA would approve something like this...

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I wonder if my recent client influence is becoming obvious...

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The Times retains bragging rights while the others jump on the bandwagon.

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Contributed by The Man Himself of Handsome Man Weekly.

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Contributed by David of Death Begins in the Colon"

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If anyone has the Ketel One font or knows what it is, I'd be much obliged. This will be a series so please send me ideas and slogans (you get an ugly t-shirt if its posted.)

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If health insurance companies got a little funkier with their ads, they might look something like this. CLICK IMAGE TO VIEW COMMERICIAL.

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Does anyone else think it's weird that toothpaste companies tout benefits like "great taste" to market their products?

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Gatorade's perposterous flavor categories ("Rain", "Artic Mist", etc.) gets out of hand, as they decide to target a wider demo than just the jocks....

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Metlife hopes your problems are harmless.

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Perhaps the new Visa campaign should be a little more realistic...

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When Lunseta talks about "easing your restless mind", why don't they show an actual restless mind?

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Wachovia finds a lucrative new market

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The second installment in the 'veal' trilogy

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Valentine's day special spankin'!

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Sos

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Hormel speaks the truth

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